Faq ~

Do you have liability insurance?

Here's the deal, I'm a total dude, and have killer instincts about suff like this. I've been to over 12 wedings in the last 3 days and I can say with confidence that people stink, bad, like awful mean people that would trip you on thier way to the buffet table if it meant gettin' that last chicken wing before gramps get it.

whats the secret to your sauce dude? you're on fire lately!

I know, I know, it's kinda crazy. The thing you gotta remember is this - luts make all the magic. They bring the heat up and spice up those old peppers man! Keep the heat high and the mustard ready bro, cause Rob is coming over to you kitchin' real soon.

How can we know that you'll be a perfect fit for our wedding?

I'm a total dude, and have killer instincts about suff like this. I've been to over 12 weddings in the last 3 days and I can say with confidence that people stink, bad, like awful mean people that would trip you on their way to the buffet table if it meant gettin' that last chicken wing before gramps get it.

Do you have liability insurance?

Here's the deal, I'm a total dude, and have killer instincts about suff like this. I've been to over 12 wedings in the last 3 days and I can say with confidence that people stink, bad, like awful mean people that would trip you on thier way to the buffet table if it meant gettin' that last chicken wing before gramps get it.

i know you don't like to talk about gear, but can you tell me what's for lunch?

Yup, hot-dogs. Seriosuly, never-ever leave home without a few steamies packed in the bag. Every car has tons of compartments for things like emergency equipment, napkins, wreches, but i like to use mine for mustard and ketchup. Yaaaaahhhhoooo baby!